Look Up and Be Afraid

Just when the world started getting used to having the likes of me on the roads (it's been 12 years, but look who we're talking about), now the world has something new to fear. The Federal Aviation Administration today, in perhaps their greatest laps of judgement since their inception, has seen fit to give yours-truely a license to FLY AIRPLANES.

Now, if I could only convince my wife to let me buy an airplane. (Just kidding Babe!)