Ron, over at Shanktified!, has this little gem that he posted last week:
Top Ten Reasons I Never Bathe:
- I was forced to as a child.
- People who bathe are hypocrites – they think they are cleaner than everybody else.
- There are so many different kinds of soap, I can't decide which one is best.
- I used to bathe, but I got bored and stopped.
- I bathe only on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter.
- None of my friends bathe.
- I'll start bathing when I get older and dirtier.
- I can't spare the time.
- The bathroom is never warm enough in winter or cool enough in summer.
- People who make soap are only after your money.
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LOL, that’s awesome. 🙂
I never thought I’d say it, but a sack of cat food stole my sentiments. Very funny, and awesome.