Bumper Sticker Slogans

I thought it might be fun to come up with some bumper sticker slogans. I'll give an example or two, then if you have one, leave it in the comments and I'll add it to the main list. I'll try to keep this post near the top for a while so no one needs to search for it as the list grows.

Try to stick to original stuff. I don't want to put anything on the list that is actually stuck to the back of someone's car. (If you've seen anything on the list as a bumper sticker, let me know and I'l take it off the list)

Here's the list:

• Hiring the Government to do your stealing makes you no less a thief
• If God wanted us to use the Metric system, he would have had 10 disciples
• Honk if your horn is stuck
• Glenn Reynolds for President
• I know what έχω ζωη means!
• Pass my car 10 times and Bill Gates will give you $1000

UPDATE: One of the down sides to switching to WordPress is that it screws up the archives. I copied the archives over, but it's more trouble than it's worth to modify anything in the Movable Type version, so this little game has to move. I know Ron over at Shanktified! posted a link to this post, just wondering if you, and anyone else who thought this was fun enough to comment about it at their own blog, could update the permalink. – Thanks.